Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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