8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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