I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You've changed since you got that strap on
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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