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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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