she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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