i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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