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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Let me guess--your parents are cousins.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays

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(712): View more from Iowa

I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.

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(314): View more from Missouri

You are a booty call, not a friend.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.

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(513): View more from Ohio

let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.

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