Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
If its not for food we ain't going out.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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