He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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