lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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