god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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