I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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