i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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