idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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