this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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