Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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