There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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