if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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