So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
honey bunches of taint.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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