"it" just moved
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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