Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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