but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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