it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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