Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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