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(954): View more from Florida

I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.

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(850): View more from Florida

He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.

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(716): View more from New York

i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?

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(905): View more from Ontario

No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.

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(845): View more from New York

Did you bedazzle the elevator?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus

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(678): View more from Georgia

Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.

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