Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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