Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't deserve a penis
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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