Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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