I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
