I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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