good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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