We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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