So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
operation have a gay friend backfired
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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