hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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