Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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