I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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