Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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