I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
