i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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