i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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