You work out of a Hotel?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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