When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
