just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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