Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
