yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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