that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Randomize
