i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
