if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
