Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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