In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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