Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just found puke in my bra..
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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