i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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