I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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