i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We need a shit load of segways right now
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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