Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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