So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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