We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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